With regret: The council has voted to close the imaginary Embassy in Yemen. This is for an indefinite time.
This is an official invitation for President Obama to come visit Adventistan. We are preparing a Presidential Suite at the imaginary and Luxurious Adventistan Hotel.
Time to let the revolution of Adventism begin. Take no prisoners
The Kingdom of Adventistan is well represented in Orlando this week for the gien.adventist.org meetings.
Tags: gien.adventist.org
Almost had a coup in the Kingdom of Adventistan last week. Troublesome times ahead. The Sanitarium MD led it out. History repeats itself.
Tags: coup, mission, President, sanitarium, Untrue Rumors, wellville
A representative of the Kingdom of Adventistan has been enjoying being at the ASI Convention in Phoenix this past couple of days.
The representative as been able to meet with various groups as well as old friends.
Photos to follow.
Vaccinations for swine flu will be available in City of Wellville by appointment only. No one is obligated of course.
Free iPhone GS for the first 100 who get vaccinated at the Sanitarium.
Tags: adventistan, Free, iPhone, sanitarium, wellville
There was a bit of panic yesterday, when time seemed to stand still for about 18 minutes. It turned out it was not some kind of supernatural event, but rather a power outage. After power was restored things went back to normal.
Some days you do not know what you are going to end up with.
Tags: power outage
Dr John Markson appeared shocked when he presented his report on his recent study of aging. With a passionate and trembling voice he reported that the evidence is clear, marriage ages people.
After 10 years and a US$10 million dollar study, he reported that in all the before and after photos, there was significant aging exhibited in every marriage save one certain spouse. Thankfully that was his wife. She, according to his own research, had not aged.
When asked what the next research project would be, he shared that it would be the aging effect that children have on parents.
Jul 12
Posted by Stan Jensen in General Messages
Crop development has improved considerably across Kingdom of Adventistan, thanks to the warm weather and moisture of the last two weeks, but the majority of crops are still behind normal in development, according to the Kingdom of Adventistan Agriculture’s weekly Crop Report.
Seventy per cent of fall cereals are in the heading stage, while 17 per cent are already in the dough stage. Only 11 per cent of fall cereals are in the shot-blade stage. Thirty-six per cent of the spring cereals are in the shot-blade stage, with 17 and 38 per cent in the tillering and jointed stages, respectively. Twenty-eight per cent of canola and mustard is in the flowering stage, while 54 per cent is in the rosette stage and 16 per cent is still in the seedling stage.
In pulse crops, 40 per cent is in the flowering stage, while 57 per cent is in the vegetative stage.
Kingdom of Adventistan’s topsoil moisture conditions have declined slightly since last week. Cropland topsoil moisture is reported as 57 per cent adequate, 36 per cent short and seven per cent very short. Hay land and pasture moisture conditions are reported as 47 per cent adequate, 42 per cent short and 11 per cent very short. Varying amounts of precipitation-ranging from light showers to hail and thunderstorms-were received across the province. While some areas have received adequate rainfall, many areas still need rain to improve moisture conditions. In the west-central region, precipitation varied from nil to 30 mm, and hay yields and quality are reported as below normal.
Eleven per cent of hay has been cut, while 84 per cent is still standing. Four per cent of the hay has already been harvested. The quality of the majority of the hay is reported as good to fair.
Dry conditions continue to be the largest single cause of crop damage. Grasshoppers and gophers are also causing damage in the south, southwest and northwest. Cutworm and flea beetle damage is still evident in the north. Hail damage accounted for five per cent of reported crop damage across the Kingdom.
Tags: crop, gophers, grasshoppers, kingdom
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