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Jeannieb43

How to Have a Long Life

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Jeannieb43

A reporter asked a man on his ninety-fifth birthday, "To what do you credit your long life?"

"Not sure yet," responded the old-timer. "My lawyer's negotiating with two breakfast cereal companies."

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doug yowell
I think the big secret is to have way more birthdays than everyone else.
I think you might be on to something,Stan. I'm gonna try that, thanks.

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Stan

People laugh, but I think it is a winner of an idea...

PLUS who ever takes more trips around the sun wins as well. AM starting another trip right away.

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Stan

Ellen you are the FIRST one to wish me a happy BIRTHDAY... I am a mid-summer model... thanks for your kinds wishes. I wish the same for you , and may they all be healthy ones.

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Naomi

The secret to a long life is try not to shorten it..

Profound ... I'll attempt to apply your wisdom

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