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A Complicated Order

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Moishe Wasserman went to the kosher meat restaurant by his house and the head waiter came over and greeted him with a smile.

"Good morning sir, may I take your order?” the waiter asked.

“Yes,” replied Moishe. “I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, a steak that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; margaine straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."

Moishe replied, "Oh? I don't understand – that's what I got yesterday!"

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