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Old Age & Memory

Gregory Matthews

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An elderly couple are having a hard time remembering things. So they go to the doctor who checks them out but the doc really can’t find anything wrong so he suggests they start writing everything down. They say okay they’ll try it and they get home and the man sits down in the easy chair and mentions he’d like a bowl of ice cream. “I’ll get it for you, dear,” his wife says. “You want to write it down?” he asks? “No, it’s just ice cream. I’ll remember.” “Well okay then,” he says, “with some chocolate syrup.” “Got it: ice cream with chocolate syrup!” “Maybe you should write it down.” “No I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup.” “Well I want a cherry on top, too.” “Okay!” “Sure you don’t want to write it down?” “No, I got it: ice cream with chocolate syrup with a cherry on top!” Fifteen minutes later she comes back from the kitchen and hands him a plate of bacon and eggs. He looks up questioningly and stammers, ... “Wh -- wha -- where’s my toast!?”

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